In the bag there was an elephant. Emily was appalled. The bag costed her 1.6K dollars. But now there was an elephant in the bag. The bag was stretched and stretched, the seams snapping and looking ugly. Emily screamed in anguish. She had used six months' wages on that bag. Six months of washing the rubber ducks of seven different families.

In the course of the six months, Emily learnt that different families love to play with the same rubber duck. The first family called their sexy rubber yellow duck, Duckay. The second one drew a Harry Potter-esque spectacles on theirs and called it Duckoo. The third one's was perfectly clean, Emily didn't have to do much with theirs, it was called Deacky II (she never got to find out what happened to Deacky I).

The fourth rubber duck had mites and green algae infested on it. Emily hated it, she vomitted six times. But she still got her pay, and a two dollar tip. That rubber duck was called Ducky. The fifth rubber duck was pink in colour, their little girl called it Dinky. The sixth duck has got a cigar stuck to its beak, Emily got a burnt in the process of trying to pull it out. Its name was Docky.

The seventh duck was actually a swan. Its name is Sdwack. Emily likes calling its name. She would be washing it and singing "Sdwack~ Sdwack~ Sdwack~". Her employees thought there was a real duck in the bathroom.

By washing those seven rubber ducks for six months, Emily earned 1.6K dollars. Emily used the money to buy a bag.

Now that bag has an elephant in it.