Tim McGraw's Don't Take The Girl is so sweet.

Omigosh.

It's just so cute.

Daddy, please don't take the girl...

 

WooOOooOOoo I can feel the tension waves~ one of them is going to start crying soon! Dunno why hor, these tension waves make me want to burst out laughing. Cannot la, later they scold me lagi tension cos I will snap back then it will be a three-way argument.....

Thank god I have the ability to snap back into reconcile mode in three minutes. Or three seconds. Teehee. The only thing standing in the way is my ego. I swear, sometimes I think that I should have been borned a guy instead.

I think it came from my mother, you know. My pride. My mother is a pretty proud woman too.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm okay "she" just made a comment. Locked herself in the room. BEEP BEEP. Maybe they're gonna have a shouting match soon?!

And what would I do then... lock myself in my room and make yet another phone call. Hmmm.

It's bad to expect too much.

And I have a very active imagination.

...I expect too much, all the time.

Wow, I wrote THAT MUCH crap last night?!?! Chi sin.

...I can't believe I wrote that thing about the scooter. About Stephen Fung. Oh my god.

....But yeah, I used to like Stephen Fung a lot and my whole family wouldn't understand why I'm so in love with a guy who has a big nose. .____. Yeah.

Anyway yesterday I went to pick up Chee Weng The Pig (my sis pointed out that you sleep a lot, too) to Leisure Mall (I actually woke up an hour late but it seems that there was not a confirmed meeting time), met up with Gin, went over to Food & Tea and then Hui Yat arrived. Gin told very interesting stories about her very interesting night. I doubt I'd ever have such interesting car rides in my life. XD We went back to Gin's place in which I was really scared to enter the house YOU CAN SEE THE PURPLE TENSION VIBES FLOWING FROM THE HOUSE..............


Er, we were supposed to help her pack for her trip to Australia but I was too absorbed in Angus, Thongs And Full-Frontal Snogging that even when they were holding up interesting pieces of clothes I wanted to go take a look but the power of the book was just too powerful! Hui Yat saved the day anyway. XD


Then Hui Yat left for Bakerzin (!!!!!) so I went over to Chee Weng's place and Gin flew off to Australia. We borrowed baking utensils from Gin and made vanilla cupcakes... which was too eggy and I felt sick with the eggy aftertaste. But the icing was so cute~!!!! I took one bite and FOOM~ I can feel myself floating~ *O*


These two are the unfortunate experimental cupcakes. Chee Weng insisted to add Hershey's Chocolate Syrup in the batter which I told him it wouldn't work, but would he listen? No. XD

You know, my hands smelled of sugar and vanilla after that. How come they don't make perfumes with sugar and vanilla scents. I think perfumes all smell alike and I only like this Calvin Klein perfume but I dunno what's the name or what's in it, but my point is, I like smelling like sugar and vanilla. It smelled very sweet. I want to smell sweet. I probably won't mind smelling like orange-lemon cheesecakes but I think I'd be sick of cheesecakes very soon then, right?






Sorry but I just found Jess to cute to resist the camera <3

Came home and mum made fried rice on my request. I love my mummy.

This was the fried rice that was made with love by my mummy. After that mummy sang Christmas carols and it was wonderful, her voice was like an angel.

Okay if you want to know, mum read my blog and complained that I complained about her so I have to suck up a bit right.


Today I made orange flavoured cupcakes! *O* Because I like oranges. Actually I'm not sure how the hell do you make orange cupcakes, I just left out the vanilla extract and dumped in some orange rind. It taste good, you know, a bit overbaked but still.... good. XD


Actually, I was too lazy to put in a third batch so I dumped a lot of batter into the second batch so they turned out to look like mushrooms or something...............


Baby liked my cupcakes a lot too. XD

I do not like Jolin Tsai. I doooooooooon't.

Okay la when I was younger I liked this song that goes "Goodbyeeeee, you know it's time to say goodbye" or something like that, sung by her. I thought it was nice. I would ride my scooter (you know that thin metal thing you ride on with one leg while the other pushes it forward and you hold on to the handle) along the hallway of Puteri Court singing that song aloud imagining I'm playing scooter with Nicholas Tse and Stephen Fung and pretended that they both are in love with me.

I was about ten or eleven at that time, if you want to know. u_u

Last year I tried downloading the song and when I listened to it, she sounded really bad.

I do not like Jolin. Gogogo Ayumi! ;D

I think Aiko and Shun's cosplay are really awesome this year. Did you see them? The cutest thing ever! The coolest thing ever, too. I need to fangirl over them. But MSN isn't working.

Maybe if you mix coffee with orange juice, it'd taste nice. Have you ever tried that before? Aren't you curious? As in you hold a sliced orange over your cup of coffee and just squeeze it, allowing the sweet and sour juice to drip into the brown thing.

I think it'd taste pretty interesting.

You see I've been having this mad craving for apples made into desserts. And then it was bananas.

Now it's oranges.

Well, I love my fruits.

Don't you think if you chuck celery and chocolate into the blender and blend it and then drink it, it'd be pretty disgusting? Bleargh.

Do you think that would make them cuter? Like butterflies?

I mean we see butterflies but we don't think they're disgusting. We chase after them with a paper fan in a garden of aromatic flowers singing jiwang chinese opera songs. We write stories about tragic lovers who reincarnate to be butterflies and live happily ever after, and it's supposed to be romantic.

Butterfly is an insect too, right.

Flies are just like butterflies... less colourful and interesting-patterned. A bit more on the buzzing side.

But if they are pink... maybe polka-dotted like Gin's Baby Gap schoolbag...

They'd be cute, right?

Then maybe The Lord of The Flies would have been the most angsty and romantic novel ever, beating Butterfly Lovers.

is 'my icing tastes cute' or 'my icing taste cute'?

Hmmm. Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging is really funny.

And so is On The Bright Side, I'm Now The Girlfriend of A Sex God.

...That's got to be one of the longest title of a book I've ever read.

There's this part that goes

Even my breasts like him. They want to break out of my T-shirt and yell, "I love you I love you!!!"

I laughed and laughed and rolled on the couch and almost dropped down and laughed and went to change my underwear and sat back down, took the book again, and laughed again.

No, I did not really went to change my underwear. I just took it off midway thinking I should go bath but then I wanted to read more so I wore it back properly and went back to the book.

No la of course I didn't do that. I just went to my room to take off my bra because it was so tight and I was having a hard time breathing because I was laughing too hard so I just had to remove it. You know.

I didn't do that, actually. I don't even wear bras at home. One day they'll sag, like papayas. Hui Yat likes to eat papayas. We like to call her Wonderful Papaya Wong.

I really should go to bed.

AND SO DO I.

No?

I cannot sleep.

I just feel like going HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA right now.

I made icing. My icing has a very cute shade of pink. It looks very cute. It tastes really cute, too.

It has long lasting effects.

I still feel like going HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. =_=