Argghhhh. Stupid MSN viruses.

Can someone please present me with an airticket to Belgium so that I can club Jeffery to death, I'll buy some chocolates on the way I promise.

In the bag there was an elephant. Emily was appalled. The bag costed her 1.6K dollars. But now there was an elephant in the bag. The bag was stretched and stretched, the seams snapping and looking ugly. Emily screamed in anguish. She had used six months' wages on that bag. Six months of washing the rubber ducks of seven different families.

In the course of the six months, Emily learnt that different families love to play with the same rubber duck. The first family called their sexy rubber yellow duck, Duckay. The second one drew a Harry Potter-esque spectacles on theirs and called it Duckoo. The third one's was perfectly clean, Emily didn't have to do much with theirs, it was called Deacky II (she never got to find out what happened to Deacky I).

The fourth rubber duck had mites and green algae infested on it. Emily hated it, she vomitted six times. But she still got her pay, and a two dollar tip. That rubber duck was called Ducky. The fifth rubber duck was pink in colour, their little girl called it Dinky. The sixth duck has got a cigar stuck to its beak, Emily got a burnt in the process of trying to pull it out. Its name was Docky.

The seventh duck was actually a swan. Its name is Sdwack. Emily likes calling its name. She would be washing it and singing "Sdwack~ Sdwack~ Sdwack~". Her employees thought there was a real duck in the bathroom.

By washing those seven rubber ducks for six months, Emily earned 1.6K dollars. Emily used the money to buy a bag.

Now that bag has an elephant in it.

Never Say Never tak syok to read lah. But I don't like leaving books halfway, so... gotta finish it anyway.

Read until very bored jor. Nobody wants to entertain me T_T

Sucks to be grounded during the holidays. Of all times. =_= Tried a guilty tact on my mum, since she's flying off to China on Thursday - during my holiday. Hey. Then I can go on trips too, right? T_T;; Holiday aku pun tak nak teman aku. Emak aku ni kan. T_T

...Okay that's a very depressing thought.

Just finished The Five People You Meet In Heaven.

I wonder. When I have lived out my life.

After we were done with pictionary, steph decided that we should play the game using actions only.

This is my dad doing his turn. His "crying" act was priceless.

Chee Weng doing his turn. I took the cam with me during my turn so there's no video of me. ;P

Gin and Chee Weng dropped by today~ as you would have known from the previous entry written by Mr Chan himself u_u (and for your information, the "christianity thing" I was reading was The Failure Of Success - The Story of Jonah") Gin wanted to play Final Fantasy XII so she came to spam the PS2. My brothers all went on cruise so the house should've been really peaceful, BUT my cousins dropped by =_= Because their maid is missing, so they have to come here for babysitting T____T

FFXII got cute cactus man thingy. <3

Oh and by the way, Gin kidnapped the PS2 back home. =3

Hello everyone. My name is Chee Weng. How are you all? Feel free to reply me at the tagbox. No, I don't have a blog. No, I'm not single. Yes, this is MY BABY's blog. Yes, my baby is SAMANTHA. OWNER OF THIS BLOG. <3


Right now my baby is reading some christianity thing. I'm helping her to blog. Gin and I came to her house. Gin wanted to play Final Fantasy XII. But her PS2 rosak. So she called me to go Sam's house.

Farewell.


... to be continued.

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I really don't mean to fangirl, but I think that as weird as his name is, Sammul Chan is really really really cute.

Like, really cute.

Like, his character was so bad in the first generation in Maidens' Vow BUT YET when he was teasing the wife during the bath that time HE WAS SO CUTE LIKE OMG?

And the whole travel-around-the-world-to-learn-cooking gay character in the fourth generation was so totally cool and cute and like omg. I KEPT REWINDING THE PART HE BEGGED THE BOYFRIEND TO STAY AND THEN CRIED IN FRONT OF CHARMAINE. SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE. (And I totally understand why he fell in love with K.O. because - well, you would know why if you watched the show too. HAHAHHAA)

*squeals*

Okay I am done fangirling.

Just finished Maidens' Vow.

Like omg what the hell kinda ending is that. =_=

But hor. The part where Joe Ma was finding excuses to not leave the house was so cute okay. Buttoning the wrong way. Unbutton again. AHHHH TOO CUTE.

Bwee. Chee Weng stayedover on Sunday night so I hopped to his place the next day. Was supposed to watch Casino Royale after that but I got lazy.

Got a call from Shanaz when I was still asleep -
Shanaz: Hello, this is Amanda from SSG speaking. You're the Community Service Director right?
Sam: (What director...?) Yeah.
Shanaz: Okay, sorry for disturbing your sleep, but, *goes on about something that I do not remember, I was later reminded that it was about this conference thingy*
Sam: Okay, can I call you back later to confirm?
Shanaz: Okay, call this number and... look for Shanaz when you call.
Sam: ...Shanaz? Uh... Okay.
Shanaz: Okay. *changes to his normal voice* THIS IS SHANAZ LA SAM!
Sam: =_____=

Went back to sleep after that. Then got a call from Hui Yat asking whether she can come over or not, so, she came. And we gave Lexi a bath!

Then I tried to finish Maiden's Vow. Charmaine Sheh is so extremely cute okay. And oh my god the fourth generation SO SUPER LUM LAAAAAAA. HUI YAT WHY YOU WENT BACK SO EARLY. GOT NOBODY TO "AWWWW" WITH ME. WAHHHH. In the first three generations, Joe Ma was like okay only lor. WHY SUDDENLY NOW SO YAU YENG WAN LIKE OMG.
And Chan Kin Fung (I suddenly cannot remember his weird English name) made a return. AS CHARMAINE SHEH'S GAY BOYFRIEND. OH MY GOD HE WAS SO CUTE. AND OH MY GOD HE WAS HALF NAKED. HE GOT NICE BODY OKAY.

And out of curiousity, I checked out Forever21's website.

I finally understood why girls love Forever21.

I want to go to 1U, quick. T_T