Ms Usha's reply when someone said Global Societies isn't related to Mass Comm (geez):
"What about if you want to do journalism? These are world views. I'm not from the School of Communication you know, I'm from the School of International Relations."

Later:
Sam: Miss, there is a School of International Relations here?!
Ms Usha: No, I was just testing to see if you guys are paying attention. But since no one said anything abou it, I guess not.

Upon finding out that Ernest's CD burned CD collection are not labeled:
"When you play music on Windows Media Player you put it on shuffle right? Well, this is shuffle."